Envy? It all depends on what flavor of ice cream it was. If it had nuts in it, then there shouldn't be any envy, because God didn't invent ice cream with nuts in it - Man did - thereby bastardizing and corrupting the original purity and beauty of His intention of ice cream and by extension, the universe at large. Nuts in ice cream is a man-made institution, not a Divine One. If God had intended nuts to be in ice cream, He would have put them there. He didn't. Just my opinion.
Dude, you have entirely too much time on your hands. While I appreciate all things eccentric, there are far more productive uses of personal time. Try knitting!
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Envy? It all depends on what flavor of ice cream it was.
If it had nuts in it, then there shouldn't be any envy, because God didn't invent ice cream with nuts in it - Man did - thereby bastardizing and corrupting the original purity and beauty of His intention of ice cream and by extension, the universe at large. Nuts in ice cream is a man-made institution, not a Divine One.
If God had intended nuts to be in ice cream, He would have put them there. He didn't. Just my opinion.
Well good sir, I can see from comment that you, indeed, are nuts! -sj
Dude, you have entirely too much time on your hands. While I appreciate all things eccentric, there are far more productive uses of personal time. Try knitting!
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